大神,请收下我的膝盖!10份让人笑得抽搐的简历 | 36大数据



大神,请收下我的膝盖!10份让人笑得抽搐的简历 | 36大数据

1、刚开始看这个简历的时候我还以为是日本人,后来90后的助理提醒我才发现是火星文!!!

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2、那天看到一个简历,看到工作经理的离职原因的时候吓尿了!这样没人敢招的喂!

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3、说说我那天面试遇到的一个人吧!

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4、有天筛选简历的时候看到的,对不起笑点有点小低…

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5、一个刚毕业学生的简历,这样的见得太多啦…

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6、今天遇到了一个运气不错的

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7、昨天面试了一个,跟他的对话大概是这样的:

问:请简单说一下你的工作经验?
答:我经历过三家公司,分别担任执行总监、产品部门副总经理、上家公司做到了VP(副总裁)
问:你应聘我们公司的什么职位
答:产品总监
问:你期望的薪水是多少
(沉默了5秒种后不自信的问道)
答:2500可以么?
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8、有个简历的自我评价里面这样写道

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9、我只想说,简历如果贴照片的话一定要本人的…

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10、这个同学麻烦你改下邮箱名字好么!你这样我真的很难打开的…

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